Oh look over there, there's a badger, with a gun

Yeah! Bread! Bread for my bread gun.

Hello.  We're murderers. Twix please.

I got done for assaulting a police officer.  Surely it was stretching a pedestrian.

Yeah, what?

I'm drunk and life is...average.  Which the exception of Eddie Izzard (see above) who has made things better.

In other news, I'm going to the doctors on Tuesday because the pain I have in my knees after work is getting worse and worse.  To the point it is painful to move the following morning.  And my knees have swollen up.  I have an epic history of arthritis in my family.  And my knees have always had hyper mobility - they lock only when they are bending backwards, unlike the rest of the world.  So um....body fail.   Apparently I'm turning into Nicky Wire.

Pointless post is pointless.