Soon I'll be hallucinating waitresses, I am fairly sure I didn't do a hit and run, although...

[askygoneonfire]

It's been more than 10 nights since I slept solidly through the night. I'm currently doing a very nice line in sleeping in 2 hour bursts and waking up exhausted. At least normal insomnia adds [unwanted] hours to your day, this variety just makes me fantasise about perfect silence, perfect darkness and a bedroom at the perfect temperature. That said, I think I'd manage to wake up even then by breathing too loud or... Or whatever the thing is that means I can't sleep through things I used to.

I was going to explain the subject line, but if you get the reference an explanation will rather detract from your pop culture triumph.